Hell, my wife and child are in there! Just one teaspoon of super-AIDS in your butt and you're dead in three years. What color is the wind? Butters, these things happen all the time. I found the woman you need to talk to for me. And I myself was not aware of this horrible show until recently. You can also see that this episode was written with the idea of being a Halloween-themed show. Tweak Liane Cartman Herbert Garrison Mr. Slave Principal Victoria Mr. Mackey Jerome "Chef" McElroy Museum of Tolerance Tour Guide Janitor Smoker Lemmiwinks Frog King Sparrow Prince Catatafish Devitzen's Tolerance Camp Warden and soldiers … We're not watching Terrance & Phillip, I swear. Because he's a fat racist self-centered intolerant manipulating sociopath! Uhh, oh Terrance? What, you need to drop some friends off at the pool? Boys, how did you get driven so far to the edge? That does it, no more Mr. Nice Protesters. Well it's not like we're nice to him. I ever tell you about the time I boofed your dad, Fatso? Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear grandpa... Death (character) • Let's let Butters get some rest. Good. I ate a bunch of chicken skin and it blew out my insides. Hours have passed, and still the die hard South Park parents are killing themselves in front of the 'Toon Central building, one by one. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is John Warsog, I've prepared a statement for you on behalf of the network. I don't know what to do dude, my grandpa really wants to die. In South Park, while chasing the boys, Death stops at the window of a TV store and watches an episode of Terrance and Philip. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Come on guys. He does this shit all the time! Yeah, I think that parents only get so offended by television because the rely on it as a babysitter, and the sole educator of their kids. Yes, yes caller, you need to turn your TV down, that's why you're getting that weird feedback. Billy, would you mind holding this for grandpa please? Hey Phillip, you know what my space suit smells like? Your mom was over here earlier, and I humped her like a little bitch. Yeah, what's the big idea having your mom call all our moms last night? Butters, I think that, through this whole thing, we've really become friends. He was voiced by the series' co-creator Trey Parker who also voices other characters in the series, including Eric Cartmanand some of the celebrities as well as Kim Jong-ilinTeam America: World Police. Don't let him touch you! Come on, Butters. No, I mean, what the hell are you doing to grandpa?! You can kill me can't ya? I know now what the Good Lord in Heaven Lu lu lu, I've got some apples. Uhh, oh yeah, and there's this one kid whose parents I had killed and then made into chili which I fed to the kid. Contributing proofreaders. Red Cross Blood Bank • That's right. Yeah, there's this guy named Jack Leborkian that goes around and murders people that ask him to, and he doesn't get in any trouble at all. Anwar Salahuddin Arsen Azizyan Beeb burpfish104 Buurin (Keith Hui) The G Man Mrkjobroni PepsiLover78 Snistrx83 Brett N. I'm already dead. Can I ignore him with you? Like Kyle? I've got the green apple splatters. They can be viewed from this page. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Get a hold of yourself! I was wrong to put you in that position Billy, just like you're wrong to put Little Billy in it now. All right, Butters, I'm going in alone, first. Now get away from here, and take your diarrhea with you! And then, I dug up your great-grandma's skeleton, and had my way with her too. We will march to the network and protest until our demands are met. Marvin Marsh • My spirit is at rest now. Hey Stan, now that Terrance & Phillip has been taken off the air, what are we going to do for entertainment? Heh, heh, heh, heh. You've got a very active little brain and your mind was just playing tricks on you. I took a crap in the principal's purse... seven times. I see ghosts all the time. Well, let me tell you something, Porky. Ok. You just have to do one thing for me. You see children, these kind of shows are senseless, vile trash. I'm planning a trip to Africa. Boy oh boy, Eric, you've got a lot to atone for. After Death touches Kenny, his touch kills him, Grandpa appears on … You can't kill my grandpa Stan, he's already passed on. We were just sitting there, watching Terrance & Phillip and... Terrance & Phillip, aha! My grandpa keeps asking that I kill him all the time, and sometimes I wonder if I should. Hey, I think she could see you too. As the day progresses, more and more South Park residents continue to sling shot their bodies into the side of the 'Toon Central building. Are there any questions? How stupid are you?! Kyle's mom is a dirty Jew! All right, ma'am. We, we could start breathing gas fumes. She did it on her own. Oh wow, a Jew asking for money! On the 1st Draft of the script, this episode was originally called "Posers From Beyond". What changed you into such demonic little bastards? Natural causes Billy, natural causes... Well, we did it son, we fought a battle for your well being, and won. They killed Kenny. Now look: I thnk the reason my soul is still here is because I need closure with all my friends and loved one. Well, after fourteen hours of testing, I can say Butters is definitely suffering from aggravated repressed memory syndrome. Either you help me, or I will haunt you for the rest of your life! There's much more to life than two young men farting on each other. Poor Kenny has always seemed to be the whipping boy of showrunners Matt Stone and Trey Parker - at least in the show's early seasons. You were trying to kill grandpa! Divorced from its jolly cartoon visuals, “Tenorman” becomes even more threatening in script form, a dark rumination on vengeance and cruelty. We didn't think that by pretending you didn't exist, you would really change, but you really have. I want my eternal bliss! Nobody seems to know who the boys are or where they went off to, but they are heroes. [South Park Avenue] Death turns and touches Kenny, killing him. I don't know. I'm telling mom! So help me GOD Butters, I'm gonna get you back for this! Just kill 'im dude, maybe he'll give you some money. He probably thinks if he apologizes to everyone, we'll think he's changed and let him back into our circle. Follow everyone's favorite troublemakers—Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny--from the very beginning of their unforgettable adventures. Come here Billy, I want to show you something. He wishes he would have been a better son sometimes. Toon Central is now under incredible pressure to cancel the show, and has already lost over 20% of their sponsors. You are the one behind all these shenanigans. Hi grandpa, I brought my friends over to watch TV, if that's okay. Uh oh, don't look there, Phillip, you're gonna get farted on. Children! He claims that the ghost of a dead friend talks to him. Relive the dawn of the South Park era, with legendary episodes of the groundbreaking, Emmy® Award-winning animated classic. The 22nd episode of the series overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on August 19, 1998. "Margaritaville" is the third episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park. My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool. You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV, and more time worrying about what's going in in their kid's lives, this world would be a much better place. Butters, Goddamnit, I'm not in your imagination! A new form of AIDS which is resistant to drugs. So now you feel better? I'm the one who died! Yeah, well you're the stupid ho that started it. Butters Stotch • It’s been around for that long. Trey Parker long wanted to feature a Grim Reaper-like death character in the series because since his childhood, Parker enjoyed drawing cartoon images of death riding on a tricycle. The 184th overall episode of the series, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 25, 2009 as an Easter special. You get us a helicopter and two hundred thousand dollars or these people start dyin', man! I'm not black, all right?! Watch Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all their foul-mouthed adventures. Like super-AIDS. We've got your new toilet installed and we'll haul away the old one away for ya. Kyle: Oh my God! God forgave the Jews, you should be able to forgive me! Script • I can't find the passage to Heaven. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Death is here, and and he's trying to take us all away with him! I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics. Tell little Gregory that cheating is lying and lying is wrong, no matter what the circumstance. We want more quality television, like Full House. If we all help out, we can do it super-fast. Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. What is it Stanley-hon, did you break something? Smells like you slaughtered a cow in there Kenny! I'm like the kid in that movie! Billy, help grandpa stick this fork in the outlet. This was the inspiration behind a scene in which Death inexplicably rides a tricycle while chasing the South Park … That showsh for babiesh, it'sh show shtupid. It is located here! I can say my final goodbyes to them through you. Not faking it, I'm making it right. So, is it okay to assist somebody with suicide, Mr. Garrison? Hey, why don't we watch some of those porno movie thingies? Oh no Phillip, looks like you're about to fart. I'm gonna make, make it right. Gonna make it right, girl, I've got to have your lovin' tonight! Mom! I'm telling you, it's okay. Eh, grandpa, I had no idea how bad it was for you. Wait, wait, I'm getting word that the president of the network is going to make a statement! How would you like to make a dollar Billy? I think it's best that we take him to the mental center and do some tests. Character Art: Emo Firkle Oh, alright, but take your grandpa with you. Well I didn't have her do it. That's right children. And for some reason, my spirit is trapped here on Earth. Well I don't know, Terrance, let me check. All along, I'm gonna make, make it right. It was Cartman having Butters apologize for him. Jus, just some lightning and thunder. All right, folks. I'm going to. Only it probably, Well, many times, the reason that the soul stays Earth-bound is because God is intending to. Butters! Jesus, is, is it okay to kill somebody if they ask you to, because they're in a lot of pain, you know, like, assisted suicide, is that okay? This psychic boy and his ghost pal are going to save the day! Eric Cartman • Besides their educational value, these South Park scripts could prove useful to superfans who want to stage their own versions of “Scott Tenorman Must Die” in their own living rooms and back yards. You Bastard!!! I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great. This is usually a sign of schizophrenia brought on by some tragic event in the child's past. Please leave me alone, Eric. We saved the day. You boys can help bring in the other groceries in the car, then have your chicken. The 194th overall episode of the series, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on November 11, 2009. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Death/Script?oldid=410933. Mr. McCormick, you shall be a martyr to us all. Good. The boys walk through the commercial district. Oh, and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence and never told him about it. Script excerpt from a classic Jimmy scene. I'll ground him. Eric, ye-you're just an image in my head brought on by a traumatic event. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. That's it, now you know what it feels like to be grandpa. Oh, oh, okay, thanks for the advice, Jesus. Whoa, Mayor, you, uh, making gravy in there? Well, there's this ghost, see? Don't be sad, Butters. This is your problem, Butters! Now is she or isn't she?! My grandpa asked me to kill him and I did it. Episodes are in order according to their original air date. There's no reason to be afraid of things that aren't real. The violent men are demanding a helicopter and two hundred thousand dollars cash. Ohho, Carol, where are the Porto-Potties? Hey Cartman, that was really cool what you did. All right, I'll help you! "Britney's New Look", along with the thirteen other episodes from South Park's twelfth season, were released on a three-disc DVD set and two-disc Blu-ray set in the United States on March 10, 2009. Let's see. From now on, let's not talk to him, let's not even acknowledge him. This includes 97 times in the actual television series, 12 in the random assortment of SP shorts, … You must wait to die of natural causes. Oh jeez. Hereare all the scripts South Park Studios was able to publish, up to episode 508, before being told to take them down. She informed me that some of you might be watching a, a naughty show called. In fact, I think that's illegal. We'll do the rest. It's time for me to leave. And throughout history there have always been shows that have come and gone that have been very bad, and usually they get taken right off the air. That's everyone, I guess. South Park Institute for Mental Health, Images • We're gonna need poster boards, markers, and lots of glitter and glue. KFC • Do you think this is funny, God?! Hehh, it doesn't look like our protest is working. We didn't know what we were doing. Stan: First thing we've gotta do to get the bike parade cancelled is raise awareness. It’s been more than 14 years since South Park first aired on Comedy Central. Tom, the convicts were about to be arrested when they ran inside the Red Cross behind me, and threatened to kill all the workers inside. You die if he touches you! Now apparently, that's supposed to be funny. Whoa! I mean, we rip on him all the time! Children! I thought you just came from the bathroom. Launch! I'm going to join your parents in requesting that you don't watch. I'm gonna miss you. Oh, you've been so helpful, I uh, just don't know how to thank you. Wanted from me all along. Now, Butters, there's no such thing as ghosts. Over there hon. We don't want anybody getting hurt. It feels so good to be making up Cash for Gold Song from south parkFollow for a new Song from Episode 8 Season 17 !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNACsbSwAHY&feature=youtu.be Stay calm in there. "Death" is the sixth episode of the first season of the American animated television series South Park. It's immature toilet humor! Oh, I think you gave me the stomach flu, Mr. Garrison. But now, you shouldn't think you're crazy, young man. Just as plain as I'm seein' you right now! We'll do some more testing tomorrow. We need to boycott the entire network! That's a bunch of crap! I just got a call from your friend Kyle's mother. Can I eat my cake in the living room mom? [Stan looks at him] How would you like to make a dollar Billy? Uh, Stan, I'm not touching that one with a twenty-foot pole. Dude, Stan, yuh you know why Jews have glassy eyes? According to South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, "Scott Tenorman Must Die" represented significant shifts both in the writing of the show, and the characterization of Cartman. Eric dear? Cartoon Central • Ghosts don't exist and there's nothing to be afraid of. Two little boys have fearlessly gone inside the Red Cross. "Dances with Smurfs" is the thirteenth episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park. You Bastard!!! If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there. You see, you should be spending your time enlightening your minds with more intelligent entertainment. Ooh, who wants ice cream with their cake? Then let's just ignore him. I don't know, but you're the only one who can. Extras • It's time for 'Plan B'. That's it, Butters! We will all follow suit, one by one if that's what it takes. And now, back to 'Jesus and Pals' on South Park Public Access. I don't want to touch that with a forty foot pole. Hey, I hate Cartman too. This is what I'm here to stop. Hurry up Kenny, you're gonna miss the fart. My parents don't get home until late. We will not let these corporate half-wits ruin our children's minds. The episode was written by series co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, along with Nancy M. Pimental, and directed by Parker. God Speed. All those in favor... Ohh, I think I've caught a touch of the flu from little Kenny this morning. Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Kenny McCormick Sharon Marsh Plumbers Jimmy Valmer Token Black Craig Tucker Clyde Donovan Kevin Stoley A Couple Stephen Stotch Linda Stotch Liane Cartman Mental Health Doctor Doctor Lindsay Tom Pusslicker Chris Swollenballs Harrison Yates Police Officers Three Escaped Convicts Principal Victoria Scott Tenorman Story Elements Eric Cartman • … Make, make it right. Ohh, is that a fact? But I saw him! Yeah, like assisted suicide. There's plenty of real things to be scared of. Well, well, you know, the preacher says that before your soul can be at peace, sometimes, you have to atone for something bad you did. Many of the businesses that they pass by have a "Closed" or "Out of Business" sign. Keep the thermostat under 70, and take care of your grandfather. Two little boys, armed only with the weapon of confusion, managed to go in and save the Red Cross. Death himself arrives to kill Kenny, and presents a warning to Grandpa Marvin against forcing others to help him commit suicide. "Make It Right" • You're gonna feel a little pinch now, Butters. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Butters Stotch Sharon and Randy Marsh Gerald and Sheila Broflovski Stephen and Linda Stotch Richard and Mrs. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on September 17, 1997. Your son is suffering from severe dementia. So... so it was just... it was... just my ima... magination then? Why won't anybody talk about this. Pop Culture References Shout Outs. In the past, people have had to die for what they believed in, and we are prepared to do the same. Tom, an incredible story of courage. Well, anyway, we just wanna let you know. It'll stay the same because they'll just get offended although their kids are not delighted with the television series they put on for their kids.). Death: Mrrrrr! No, I don't think that's okay Stan. Oh, Stephen, I don't know if we should ground him or call a doctor. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Death_of_Eric_Cartman/Script?oldid=429197. Stan: Wow, I guess Death was just coming after Kenny the whole time. Nuh-nothing to be scared of. Don't worry, Butters, I'm gonna get you out of here. Okay, that takes care of Token, Clyde, and Mr. Kitty. Doctor Lindsay • Yes, Butters, my soul is finally at peace. A tragic event is unfolding in South Park. We interrupt this program to bring you loud static. I realized that the reason you won't kill me... ...is because you don't understand how I feel, Billy, but now I found a way to show you what it feels like to be a grandpa. Dammit Billy, do you want a dollar or don't ya? Then there was the time I convinced a woman to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza. Let nature run its course, or else end up in limbo. It's about time you lazy-ass son of a whore. (You know what I think? Stream free-to-watch Full Episodes featuring Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in South Park, create your own South Park Character with the Avatar Creator, … Kids won't even kill their own grandparents. Don't worry dude, we can all go watch it at my house. Grandpa: Hey, you were supposed to kill me Death: Mrrr. And now I'm forced to spend eternity in limbo. "Gonna Fly", Images • For all the things I've done wrong. Well... how do you know you're not supposed to go to... you know... Heck. Talk to you tomorrow. That's for your stupid mother! Yeah, hey, do you think we'll get in trouble for watching it? Wow, I guess Death was just coming after Kenny the whole time. Well, we did it, Butters. She made me miss. Grandpa: That's not fair, God damn it! All right. Is it okay to kill somebody if they want you to? Therefore, today we will be officially taking Terrance & Phillip off the network and replacing it with reruns of She's the Sheriff, starring Suzanne Sommers. I'm not touching that with a sixty foot pole. Come on Cartman, he's just trying to get to you. Oh my God, they killed Kenny. Butters, I just want to talk to you! All right, Butters, you leave me no choice. She said that this show is naughty, and might make you a potty mouth. Apparently there was so much chicken skin in the system it just ruptured the insides. I'm gonna take a little time and set things right. No, no, it was that little Kenny bastard that gave it to me. Well, then you should. Well, yeah, but what if the grandpa wants to die, cause he's really old, and he's just asking for help? Basically, if you let the decision of what you watch stop at the parents' control, then what can you see? What's the big deal? There's a new one. Four third graders from South Park, Colorado, were found trying to viciously murder an innocent grandfather. Watch Episode. Okay grandpa, okay, just get out of the way of the TV. And what's wrong with you? Why does this happen every month? Lu lu lu, you've got some too-. South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for Comedy Central.The series revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their exploits in and around the titular Colorado town. Hey Phillip, it looks like those beans might make me fart. What about that? God forgave the Jews, you should be able to forgive him! When Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef, left South Park after taking issue with its mockery of the Church of Scientology, Parker and Stone didn't just write his character out of the show. Stay back?! Kids: Ahhh! Yeah, I hope they protest TV shows forever. What has America's youth come to? As I was saying, you all seem to enjoy this show, even though it isn't based in reality. I tried to have all the Jew exterminated last spring. Ok, here we go. Young man, you are not to watch that show anymore! I I guess maybe your soul is stuck here for a different reason. Yes you do, you little pecker! Script • Make, make it right! We got Terrance & Phillip taken off the air. So it is that show that is to blame. Now, you're about to see what it's like to be as old as me. Well... how do you know you're supposed to go to Heaven? Given some past celebrity-skewering "South Park" episodes, opening the back half of this season with a look at all the famous people who died over the summer seemed appropriate. I never realized ignoring him was an option. Look! Uh, yeah, uh, I have this cousin who, who cheated on the SAT's and-. We have to stop this smut from going on the air. I can't take it anymore, this music is terrible, it's, it's cheesy, but lame and eerily soothing at the same time. I asked you to kill me Billy, but I was wrong. Did you know that over 400 people are eaten naturally by lions in Africa every year? Cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate. But if you're d-dead, how come I can see you? Helll- Uh all right. An incredible development here, Tom. Kyle Stan Marsh • Well you'd better stop having nightmares or else you're gonna be grounded! Yea, believe in me and ye shall find peace. We can go watch Terrance & Phillip in the kitchen. South Park is an American animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I-I'm seeing dead people! Okay grandpa, all you have to do is sit there. D&D Beyond Although originally just an annoying, spoiled child, Cartman got somewhat meaner over the course of the show's previous episodes. "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" is the ninth episode of the second season of the American animated television series South Park. These boys minds have been tainted by the garbage on television that they see, and we are fed up! First caller, you're on 'Jesus and Pals'. Oh my God, this is it, Butters. I, I mean, Cartman was watching it. The episode is an extended parody of The Lord of the Rings, with Butters serving as Gollum, the boys as ringbearers, and the porno as the "precious" ring of power. New York, here we come! I would never kill somebody... not unless the piss me off. You can't believe it?? Do any of you guys have milk money I can borrow? Three convicted murderers have escaped from jail and are holding twelve people hostage at the Red Cross! You really. Add a photo to this gallery Official Scripts. Stan, you said your mom was bringing Kentucky Fried Chicken home for dinner! No, I think you'd better call a doctor. Why do we even hang out with him, anyway? You dumbass Cartman, it has to look natural, or else we'll all get busted. Stanley, honey, you need to leave mommy alone, I'm doing something very, very important for your little well-being there. This is going to seem very strange and, and you may not believe me, but, well, your son wanted me to tell you something. Dammit! My name's not Billy, grandpa. Oh thanks. Watch Episode. South Park Studios released official scripts for South Park from Season One to episode eight of Season Five. What awaits each person in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest, and ten thousand dollars cash. Death is a minor antagonist from South Park, first appearing in the episode,Death. The boys join him in watching until the announcement of its cancellation. Are you ready Billy? Downtown South Park, day. 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